Cling film. Not to be dramatic, but I’m fairly certain that cling film has become the bane of my existence. Which is quite an achievement given the number of years Neil Buchanan engrained into me that cling film was the bee’s knees of kitchen supplies for art attacks and other (pointless) crafts – because who didn’t need a stained-glass window crafted from PVA glue and various paints, smushed together between layers of that tacky, plastic wonder film. Anyone? Anyone at all?
Having worked in catering through my mid-teens to early twenties, cling film was a kitchen staple that no one thought too much about. Trays of cakes to be left out overnight? – cling film. Sandwiches to be taken over to the office in the next building? – cling film. A homemade brownie to be carried approximately fifty steps down the path? – cling film. Customer giving too much back chat? – cling film. You get the idea. Fast forward about five years, and I physically cringe at the thought of the sheer volume of cling film I absent-mindedly used and then tossed without a second thought. Now for the science bit – cling film is most commonly made from PVC or polyvinyl chloride. This little bundle of chemical fun, whilst undeniably handy, is just that – chemicals. Chemicals which have been proven to seep into the food that cling film is defending from those pesky little dust particles, and inevitably end up being ingested via said food. So, handy? – yes. Slowly poisoning the consumer it seeks to ‘protect’? – also yes.
But what’s the environmental shaped beef with cling film? First things first it’s a single use plastic. We rip, we wrap, we scrunch and then we toss. End of story. Except that’s not the end of the story is it? Out of sight, out of mind comes to mind, but when we’ve destroyed the planet in the name of convenience, that cling film is going to be a bit more than a cheeky slap in the face. The fruity little chemical cocktail crafted to provide cling film’s stretchy and clingy characteristics cannot be separated, which deem cling film too complicated ( I feel ya) to recycle. As such it ends up being incinerated (oh hi toxic fumes), or dumped into landfill. The OG cling film formula does not break down over time. Instead, those poisonous chemicals slowly seep into the ground and down into the groundwater, where they then enter our water supplies. New-fangled ‘biodegradable’ cling film has a slightly different fate (10 points to you if the term greenwashing springs to mind). These biodegradable alternatives do break down.. into teeny tiny microplastics. You know how in Fantasia, Magician Mickey chopped up the psycho wooden broom that was flooding the room he was in, only to find that he’d now created hundreds of thousands of tiny psycho brooms? Boom – microplastics. The problem hasn’t just magically disappeared, it’s just smaller and there are more of them. Similarly to the chemicals within standard cling film, these microplastics seep into the water supplies and are consumed by the sea-life that us humans later go on to consume. Mmm. Tasty.
Thoroughly traumatised? Excellent. Here’s the good news. Some time ago, a jammy little genius came up with the wonder product that is a beeswax wrap (or bee-less wrap if you’re vegan). Just in case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few years, a beeswax wrap is essentially a cotton square, soaked in beeswax and resin with all the tacky, seal-y qualities of cling film and none of those pesky, poisonous plastics. Heat from your hands can be used to shape the beeswax wrap around the open edge of your container of choice, creating a firm seal. Et voila. Beeswax wraps can be used on (probably) anything. I’m not Google, so I’m not going to reel off every single thing that you can wrap in a beeswax wrap, but there’s A LOT. Check it out, change your life, ditch the cling film, save the turtles.
Nowadays you can buy these beauties just about anywhere – a personal favourite of mine being those created by Soseas. No this isn’t an ad, but I’ve got a lot of love for the company’s roots (see here) plus narwhals are undeniably great – fight me. Beeswax wraps are also notoriously easy to make should you feel the need – you can find recipes all over the internet but the basic principle tends to be; cotton fabric, beeswax, resin and heat. This actually comes in really handy if you’ve got a specific need for a beeswax wrap that doesn’t quite fit the S/M/L square mould that you’ll usually see within retail packs.
As mentioned in my previous post here, I henna my hair and part of that process involves wrapping my cow pat hair up with cling film during the development process. Believe me when I say that I had hated myself for this, and for the hypocritical act I was committing on a six-weekly basis. Thankfully, I had a lightbulb moment just recently which saw me asking the question; “if I can cling film my head, surely I can just beeswax wrap my head instead?”. With a towel-sized cotton tablecloth, a grater, one pre-made block of beeswax wrap (if you’ve ever tried to melt your own pine resin down, you’ll thank me for this), some greaseproof paper and an iron, you’ve got yourself an art attack (this is all for you Neil B. x)
Don’t get me wrong, there are some scenarios when there are currently no suitable alternatives available for cling film – in particular within medical application. Cling film can be used for burns and scalds, in first aid to waterproof an injury prior to medical attention, and it’s even saved the lives of babies born within their insides on the outside. On a purely selfish level, and another reason to be overly critical of myself, I’m currently in the process of having laser tattoo removal on my foot. With each new session sees a new layer of cling film taped on to my freshly scorched skin. Somehow, I can’t quite imagine a beeswax wrap cutting it. Fresh tattoos (no, the irony is not lost on me) are also painstakingly wrapped in cling film to add a much-needed layer of protection. I’ve done my research, and I’ve tried to ask the question a number of times, but as of yet I haven’t found an alternative to cling film in these specific instances. If you have any ideas then please do give me a heads up in the comments.
If you’ve learnt anything from this little rant of mine, please let it be that (outside of a few specific circumstances) we do not and cannot need cling film. The environmental impact, let alone risk to your health, will never be outweighed by that tacky little convenience. Ditch the cling film. Befriend some bees. Save the planet.
Much love x